Why You Shouldn't Dance Into Traffic

"Oh, sh*t."

Natural selection can be one nasty b*tch, and this video is proof positive of that. When your mother tells you not to do something, there's usually good cause behind it. Hope he's got health insurance.

Also, I'd like to point out that the term "dance" is used very loosely in this context. I know new dances are getting stranger by the minute, but I really hope this "dance" doesn't catch on.